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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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