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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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