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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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