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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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