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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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