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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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