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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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