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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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