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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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