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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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