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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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