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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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