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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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