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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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