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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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