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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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