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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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