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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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