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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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