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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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