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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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