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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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