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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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