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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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