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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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