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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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