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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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