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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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