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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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