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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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