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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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