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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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