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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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