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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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