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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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