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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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