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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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