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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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