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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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