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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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