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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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