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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡
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