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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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