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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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