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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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