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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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