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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛
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