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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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