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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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