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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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