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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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