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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃
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