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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺
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